' The Gary Numan treatment is one of the most insidious institutions that have ever been devised. Michel Foucault the well known cultural critic commented, It has been argued that this serves only to reinforce Gary's ego. Alongside this there are compulsory keyboard lessons to facilitate greater appreciation of Numan's music. Other controversies of the treatment include memorizing a 5000-word essay by Numan detailing why he is one of the best artists of the past thirty years and the key differences in between Numan and other artists. A comparable system for women usually involves not going near the females in the first place (the preference for the psychiatrists involved in the treatment) or giving the female patients more of a hard time in other tasks, such as childish misogynistic diatribes over their physical stamina to perform laborious/heavy tasks. A job Numan himself ensured took place in the early days, now handled by a bespoke ' scrotum cooler' in the application of the treatment. As such, an undertaking of the Numan treatment means that films are not allowed, or in extreme cases a ration of films which can be watch but whilst immersing the testacies in freezing water. Numan however, was never fond of films and he claimed that he did not like them. The first stage of treatment involves films. The machine often writes their sins upon them with pins whilst Gary Numan plays an instrumental piece to mark the significance of the moment. Much of the treatment takes place on a special device for the patients to be strapped onto.

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